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Dearest Kitty I shall never forget the time I first saw your hairy face. You were so tiny. We promptly stuffed you into a pair of pants. Ah, how we laughed. Then there was the time we shoved you into A doll's little sleeping bag. That was funny too. You grew big and fat and rather evil, but we still loved you, And attempted to throw you into a lake. (Actually, that was Kelly, and you scratched her up good!) You were never my cat, Kitty, And frankly, you frightened me some, But I shall NEVER forget your hairy face.

Dear Draco, I recently fell in love with my best friend. He is very, very clueless, though, and doesn't realize this, even though I do believe that he loves me as well (I have a very high intellect, and it did not take me long to figure this out). I don't know what to do. I keep trying to get his attention, but he's too preoccupied with his girlfriend (I can tell he doesn't really love her, though), and he never even looks at me anymore. Actually, he's never really looked at me, but that doesn't matter. Please help me, Dear Draco! Sincerely, Dreaming of Won-won Dear DELUSIONAL, I can tell that your best friend does not love you in th